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Sexy models, hooker boots and wings….

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What else could a firefighter ask for? All dressed up…. ”ling-a-ree”, hooker boots  and wings … looking like angels … throw in a midget or two and I’d be in heaven! Just a quick reminder of the Victoria’s Secretions CBS TV special tonight @ 10 pm (EST). The count down to the show is on the right hand side bar. I’m out of town for a few more hours but will be back in time for the show. Tacos and totties at my place … see ya there  (“regular” post late tonight). Until then, stay safe and in house..

Captain Wines

Raw video and pics of Roanoke house fire

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I’ve been calling my new house “lucky 13″ and her name held true again yesterday. We should have been the “working fire” engine but instead was the 1st to roll in. An 81 year old man, who usually needs a wheel chair or walker to get around; was alerted by smoke detectors and escaped without injury. I posted the local news coverage last night and now have some extra “raw video” shot by a neighbor.

 

I also have several pics…. here are a few.

I ‘ll get another post up later today with a little detail of the incident and more pics…

Also, if you haven’t noticed the new “tool bar” , at the bottom of the page; take the time to check it out. Now, you can share my post, video, pics etc on Face Book, Twitter etc with just a “click” of the mouse. Give it a try.

Ok, I’ll be back in a bit. until then, stay safe and in house!

Working Fire..”Lucky 13″ goes to work…

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It’s been a long day and even longer night. We were 1st in to work on a fire earlier today and our local news station had some good video obtained from a neighbor. I’ll have more in the morning … until then, check out the local news coverage here…

See ya in the morning… until then, stay safe and in house!
Captain Wines

Wounded Warriors

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It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of  Report on Conditions. The site is run by a Brother Firefighter and friend Captain Joe Schmoe. In many ways, I think the two of us are very similar. It’s amazing how two men from oppisite sides of the Country can share so many views and opinions.

There are several “old sayings” in the firehouse and one of them suggests that firefighting, and firefighters,  as well  as all of  our problems; are the same wherever you go. There are just different names and faces attached to the stories. The more brothers I meet from far away, or the more articles I read,  the more true that saying seems to be.

Captain Schmoe published a post Sunday morning titled  SCARS. As with all his postings, it is well written and touching. He somewhat “opens up” in the post.  That’s something most Firemen have a difficult time doing. He showed personal feelings. He showed he cares.  He is passionate about our profession and strong in his beliefs.  Something in this post upset him and it showed… he cursed…

Inside, I was screaming to myself. “Are you fucking kidding me? Is this what we do to the people that are being maimed while serving our country? We fix them up, best as we can – then cut them loose? Can’t we do any better for him?” 

WOW! Raw emotion from a fireman.  You may remember a few posts of mine. One concerning a young boy whose welfare I was concerned for (for whatever reason). See the 2 posts Ramblings and  Update. Much earlier in my “blogging career”, I wrote an article entitled Time for a Mayday? Do you see a connection to these 4 postings?

Those of us who live this job know that often times, we too are or become the “wounded”. We see and face the tragedy and adversities our “customers” are subjected to on a daily basis. We are expected to “fix” the problem (or at least make it better)  but are all too often not given the resources or authority to do so. They tell us to “fix” something and then tie our hands.  Even the word “customer” bothers me. It’s like the people we serve are cattle or something. Our Departments don’t want a name or face attached. They are customers … give them what they want (or pay for) and move on.

Whos “customers are we?

Who looks after those looking after everyone else? Does you Department take a proactive or reactive approach? The incident I wrote of involving the young boy bothered me (for whatever reason). Do you think my Commanding Officers approached me about it? Should they have? Was I offered someone to “talk to” or was it just assumed that this site and my postings are my “EAP” (Employee Assistance Program). Wouldn’t you hope that my (or anyone else for that matter)  having the courage to tell the story and share my feelings in a public forum would have sparked some Departmental action? Maybe better relations / communications between the Fire Department and governmental agencies such as Social Services?

Is my friend and Brother Schmoe now in the same boat? Do you think his posting will open the door for new policies or procedures? Could it open the door for better relations between his Department and groups such as “Wounded Warriors” or the Veteran’s Affairs? It should.

It is apparent (to those of us who understand anyway) that the incident has weighed heavy on Schmoe’s mind. He feels both anger and helplessness.  He wants to “fix” it but can’t. The system is flawed. Will he be able to function and move on??? YES.   It’s what we do. Should we have to?     Can just “anybody” do it?    I don’t know. What I do know is that folks have to begin to realize that often times … we too suffer. We too are a sort of “wounded warrior”. We all carry a certain or several “incidents” in our minds. The ones we relive in our sleep. Post Traumatic Stress??? In the Fire Department???  Don’t be a puss!

Worry, suffering and sacrifice…. for people we don’t even know!  That’s our job!  Often times, even our families pay for the work we do. Away for 24 hrs. Missing school plays, ball games etc. Working 2nd and 3rd jobs on the days we’re not at the Firehouse.  I’ve done it …. we all have.

There was a time when I drove a charter bus for a private company. I had a regular trip to Atlantic City. They would have no other driver and they tipped well. A good gig.  One particular trip, it was snowing … so hard I could barely see the road. We were headed home but at a snails pace. My youngest daughter had a dog… a dalmatian.. Sandy. They were best friends.. we’d had her from a pup. She was now old. They slept together .. in the bed .. every night. Sandy had to be under the covers and even had her own pillow. They did everything together.  That night, on a snow covered Rt. 66; I got a call. Sandy had died. Peacefully but in the Bed with my daughter.  She was, understandably; very upset.

It was snowing even harder at home and the girls didn’t know what to do. What could they do with 2 foot of snow on the ground and more coming?  They needed me there and they needed me right then. I wnated to be there…more than anything.  Impossible.  A life spent giving to strangers and now my own family needs me and I can’t be there! They couldn’t make it to the barn and there was  NO WAY Sandy would be laid out in the snow and cold.

Luckily for me, a brother Firefighter lives just a mile or so away. I stopped the bus… full of passengers and made a call. Keith Blankinship was there to take it! He made tracks to my house. He comforted my family, then carefully wrapped Sandy and somehow made it down to the barn where he found a safe resting place for her (away from Natures critters and the freezing cold) until I could make it home and bury her.   That’s a BROTHER!

I know I’m rambling here but this is the point I want to make… I think of Captain Schmoe as a friend and brother even though we have never met in person. I know (as only we can) how his most recent incident bothered him… and why. Much like Keith did for me, in taking that call;  I at least want Schmoe to know that “I know” … and that I’m here for him (whatever value that may have).  Someone to shoot the sh#* with. An understanding ear to vent in. Someone who will not only listen to a rant but relate and understand as well.

Hey Schmoe… Thanks for caring and for doing the job you do. Again, I stand proud to share my profession with men such as you!

Captain Wines

Hotties and Totties .. Reminder of the Victoria Secret’s CBS special..

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Who loves ya guys??? IronFiremen.com … that’s who! Yea, I know how you firemen are so I figured I had better remind you of the Victoria’s Secretions TV special coming up on Tuesday night at 10pm (EST) on CBS. I even put a “countdown” to the show over on the right side bar. Here’s a decent video as well ….

Check out the links for the show from my original post HERE.

I hope you guys know that I take a ton of grief from my female followers. I get comments like…

 “How come you don’t post pics of 1/2 naked men?” … and become “just another site” like Fire Critic???  I think NOT.

“Why does every post have to have pics of 1/2 naked women?  BLAH  BLAH  BLAH” …. Honestly… because I’m too scared to post full nudity YET.. LMAO.

All kidding aside … I hear ya ladies. And, this wouldn’t be Ironfiremen.com if I didn’t do everything possible to keep all my readers happy…. male and female.  You want it… you got it ….

Can those shorts ride ANY higher?? OMG just look at that butt! And those hooker boots…ummmm, ummmm

Those “pecks” are screaming… “rub some tanning lotion on me” ….

I know..wish you were a rubber duckie right???

Ok… now easy gals… control yourselves!  Let it not be said again that Ironfiremen.com is sexist!  LMAO …  I hope you Jakes appreciate what I have to go through just to post a few “ling-a-ree” pics / videos every now and then.

Tuesday night, November 30th @ 10pm EST on CBS….  Tacos and totties at my place… see ya there but until then stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

Update.. Video of the CBS Sunday morning show.

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Sorry it took me a while to get this up…. If you didn’t get to see the show this morning, I have it below or visit the Fire Critic HERE for even more.

Volunteer Firefighters and the survivors of 2009 LODD Steven “Peanut” Koeser.

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You folks may remember, back in early October; Rhett Fleitz and John Mitchel of Firefighter Netcast let me tag along for another recording gig. We went to Emitsburg Maryland for the 2010 National Fallen Firefighter’s Memorial Weekend. Read one of my post from the trip HERE.  I had never before been. WOW!  I carry the memories and feelings of that weekend with me still today (much like those of Marching with my FDNY Brothers from 39/16 in the NYC St. Patty’s Day Parade in March 2002).

I am not articulate enough to describe the feelings that I took from either event but I will say that I know I will carry them for my life. At the NFF weekend, our job was to record live interviews of the surviving families with Dave Statter. They sat and spoke candidly of their lost loved ones.  We knew our job was important … we had no idea how hard and touching it would be. 

We laughed and cried with the survivors as they recalled certain stories of the fallen. We interviewed survivors from recient LODD’s and some from as far back as September 11, 2001. All are etched in my mind but a few will stand out. The Kelly family, Survivors of Lt.Kevin M. Kelly of the Boston FD Ladder 26; opened up as if Lt. Kelly was standing there and throwing it back and forth.

The 2nd interview that stands out was one of our very first. Dave sat down with Kelly Walesh and her daughter Lexus who are survivors of  Wisconsin Firefighter Stephen ‘Peanut’ Koeser. After seeing and hearing Lexus talk of the loss of her father, we knew that we had “something special” and that it was going to be very difficult to endure 2 days of these interviews. Here they are..

Kelly and Lexus were followed that weekend by a TV crew who documented their story as part of a TV segment on Volunteer Firefighters. That show will air this morning at 9am (EST) on the CBS Sunday Morning Show.

Stop what you’re doing and tune in or set the DVR right NOW…. 9 am Sunday (today) on CBS.

Captain Wines

Firefighter tattoos and a give away….

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Ok, we can officially start counting down the days until Christmas. I don’t know about you folks but, the Buckaroo and I had better be on Santa’s “nice” list this year. What?? Don’t look at me like that! I’ve been nice! Well, either way I know what I want for Christmas…. wait…. there’s a lot of stuff I want but this one in particular is in the Top 5.

I’m gonna get a tattoo! I have several problems though…
1.) Despite having already put on some of my “football weight” (I’m up to 134lbs!), I still don’t have a spot on my body large enough for a tattoo… not even the ones that simply say “MOM”
2.) I can’t decide what I want. These things are permanent ya know so, the choice will be life long.
3.) If I could decide what …. then where?
4.) I’m a PUSS! Yea… needles make me pass out. As in OUT COLD! I’m wondering if a tattoo needle is like getting a shot?

I have a few ideas but can’t decide. I found a few cools one on the web as well… check these out….

WOW!!   What else is there to say????

Great color….

WOW.. the detail

I know that hurt but, it’s cool!

The orange glow in the mask … awesome

Maybe more my size???

Color and detail again

check out the detail in the smoke..

See what I mean? So many choices yet I really don’t want to copy someone else’s. I guess I just need to keep looking around until I see one or a few I really like and put my “spin” on it. Of course I guess I really should decide where it’s going first so I’ll know the sizes to be looking at.  This is where you guys can help me….

ANNOUNCING …     

      IRONFIREMEN.COM’S FIRST EVER  OFFICIAL GIVEAWAY!

Do you have a firefighter tattoo? If so, I want to see it ! Send me your tattoo pics to help me decide what I should get. I will post the pics here (unless you request that I don’t) so if you want to attach a story … when…why… where…artist etc I will include that as well. Here are the rules….

1.) Pics must be received by Midnight, December 14th 2010 (use the “contact” tab at the top of the page for my e-mail or attach the pic in the “comment” section).

2.) Entries must include full name, e-mail and snail mail address.

3.) The winner will be chosen by me based on personal opinion / taste.

4.) The winner will be announced here on or about December 15th 2010.

5.) The prize will ship out on or about December 16th, 2010 (hopefully to arrive before Christmas).

The winner will receive  a Firefighter Edition Monopoly Game.

I can’t wait to see some of those “tats”! Thanks in advance for the help. Ok, I’m gonna wrap it up for now. We are on a Saturday, Monday, Wednesday schedule. I’ll check back in as soon as possible… until then… stay safe and in house!

Captain Wines

Blogging emergency! Fire Critic in the ER… Iron Firemen and Statter by his side.

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Yes…. another animated video….. the Statter / Fire Critic saga continues despite Chief Reason’s involvement. ENJOY….

Friday night “quicky”

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It’s been a long, cold and windy Friday but I’m back  in the house and under the electric blanket.  The Buckaroo and I were talking today and discussing how well the move over to the Fire/EMS Blog Network has been for Ironfiremen.com. Here lately, things have been going really well and that’s odd for me.  The hits, new friends etc are really nice but what has stood out the most, here lately; is the AXE shower gel, body wash and shampoo deal. IT’S REALLY COOL!  That got us to thinking….

If all I have to do here is mention someone or their product to get a little sample, why am I not taking advantage? Hummmm. So, here’s something I think all you “guys” should know about. We all  know our job is difficult. Long hard hours away from our families 24hrs at a time. Here, at the Holiday season; its even more difficult. Phone calls, home pictures etc can only go so far. The good news is that I’ve found something to brighten your holiday. Set your clocks .. DVR .. VCR or whatever you have. Tuesday night (November 30th) @ 22:00 (10pm) CBS will show the 2010 Victoria Secretions TV special (I think they actually call it Victoria Secrets)… However you pronounce it, I’m pretty sure the gals will be wearing nothing but some of that fancy “ling-a-ree” !  FINALLY !! Quality television returns to prime time!      WooooooHooooo …    look..

Oh yea!!! and wait… theres more…..

ummm … errrrr…. ahhhhhh… but  but … ah hell …. here’s another one..

Now, if Victoria’s Secret is HALF the company AXE is, they’ll send 3 or 4 of those gals over here to Catawba! Statter… you’re an idiot. You wanted me to post on Depends (adult diapers)?? Think what kind of Christmas me, you and Rhett will have if this one works!  Geesh… rookie… think BIG…. think FIREMAN!     LMAO.

I’ve been a sucker for those “hooker boots” ever since Julia Roberts wore em in Pretty Woman.  Hooker boots, thigh highs and midgets! My weaknesses .. or sickness… however you look at it. Hell, I’m still waiting on the picture of Dave Statter in a cowboy hat and mustache… LOL.

Check out a couple of sites  HERE  and HERE  to get all the details as well as some video and more pictures.  I’ll try to add an official “countdown” to the show over on the right hand side bar… just in case ya forget. Yea… I know …. I love you guys too.

I’ll check in tomorrow from the station. Until then, stay safe and in da house!

Captain Wines

5 generations, a full belly, funny videos and … sleeping with a fireman?

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I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I know I did. The Buckaroo, the girls and I spent the day at my Dad’s house for a very relaxing and belly busting Thanksgiving meal. Pop cooked a 25lb turkey and it turned out PERFECT.

The only thing better than the food was spending the day with family. Now, my family is big , well actually; its HUGE. My Grandmother has 67 grandchildren (counting “great” and “great / greats”). We all get to see each other several times a year. Yesterday was not one of those days but Granny did make it to Pop’s house for Thanksgiving. That put 5 generations of Wines’ in the room … cool huh?

1st  Granny Wines  ”Maw” is obviously 2nd from the right. 2nd. Pop to the far right. 3rd (in the Dave Statter edition cowboy hat) is me. 4th to the far left is my youngest daughter Rebecca (Reba) and the 5th generation is the Buckaroo.  Is there any doubt what I have to be “thankful” for? That’s a long line of Wines.

Speaking of long lines, are you guys heading out for “Black Friday” or holding out for “Cyber Monday”?  The only crowd the Buckaroo and I are gonna fight this morning will be a herd of cattle coming to feed. Not everyone will be so lucky…

You gotta be NUTS to stand in line at 3 and 4am to get into a store! Apparently, there are a lot of “nuts” around here because the stores are PACKED. I just hope everyone has a safe day out there fighting the crowds. I also have the brothers and sisters out there pulling a tour today on my mind. Here at home, especially the members at Station #3 … first due to the Mall. Hope you guys have a quiet one.

Ok, moving on. My little buddy Rhett (Fire Critic) has a great video over on his site this morning and I’m gonna steal it. A female firefighter trying to swallow something….. cinnamon. Have you ever tried to do it? It’s not as easy as you think. The idea has been around firehouses for a while now and it’s always hilarious to watch the guys try to “choke it down”. It usually ends up blowing from their nose etc. The difference this time???  She does it. Watch..

WOW! I think she’s the first person that I’ve ever seen get the job done.  Another funny video I found was concerning the new TSA security scans / pat downs. Apparently some gal figured she’d just wear her bikini to the airport to save the hassle. Now there’s an idea… pay attention gals…

I think the Buckaroo and I may go hang out at the airport  today..LOL. Ok, moving on again … SLEEP WITH A FIREFIGHTER! Another novel idea I know but seriously…. Bill, over at Firegeezer posted back in early November of Vina Drennan and her story. Read the entire story here and see the video below…

Now like most posts from the Geezer, that was a serious and very important message / issue. Leave it to Ironfiremen to find another “spin” on the issue.  A fellow Fire/EMS Blog Network site, Ash and Dreams had an interesting post. He followed up on the Fire Critic’s Top 10 list of Firefighter gifts. Ash and Dreams Top 10 was gifts for the Firefighter’s wife. See FireCritics list here and Ash and Dreams list here. Item #10???? The ”Frisky Fireman” ….

LMAO… yea…. it’s what you think it is. What will they come up with next? And by the way… I’m calling my Union rep.. that little guy could take a lot of work away from hard working, honest firemen LMAO. 

The Buckaroo and I will check in tonight sometime. I’m back at the station tomorrow so we’re gonna try to have a early / short day. Until I get back, stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

HAPPY THANKSGIVING from IronFiremen.com

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What did you expect?? You did click on IronFiremen.com you know… now get your minds out of the gutter… it’s Thanksgiving for Pete’s sake! LOL

Just a quick post to wish everyone a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Special thoughts and wishes go out to our  Brothers and Sisters across the country pulling a tour today so that the rest of us can spend it with friends and family. The same wishes go out to the men and women of our Armed Forces serving us and our Country all over the world.

Sometimes, I don’t always realize it but even the Ironfireman has plenty to be thankful for. Health, friends family etc. I hope everyone takes just a moment today to reflect on the things that you have to be thankful for.

Take the Fire / EMS Blog Network for example. Where else can you get something for free in this day and time? My little buddy Rhett Fleitz has a Holiday  ”give away” over on the FireCritic. Check it out here.

My good friend and partner in crime Dave Statter has a gut busting animated video with well wishes over on Statter911. Check it out here but… be careful…. I laughed so hard I wet myself.

I’ll try to get a “regular” post in later on tonight … right now I have to “crack the whip” and make sure the turkey doesn’t dry out….

Yea.. I’m thankful for FHM magazine too…LOL. Happy Holidays! Stay safe and in House.

Captain Wines

Naked Firemen? An early Christmas results in nudity at the Ironfiremen Headquarters.

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It’s not even Thanksgiving yet but it all ready feels like Christmas here at the Ironfiremen Headquarters. When I got home this morning, something caught my eye on the front porch. Something didn’t fit or was out of place. Hummmm..

A package??? For me???  I quickly turned and scanned the woods for a sniper. I checked my chest for red laser dots… this must be a trap … nobody sends me gifts. I snatched the package, dove into a forward roll and belly crawled through the door! Shewww … I made it! I scampered to my bedroom, locked the door and pulled the drapes (just in case). I gave the box a little shake, searching for a clue as to it’s contents; and noticed something odd. It smelt good. Yea… the box and I mean it smelt REAL good. Bomb or no bomb, now I gotta know whats in there. So, like a kid at Christmas; I tore into it.

AXE PRODUCT  WooooHooooo! Damn…. I almost forgot. Jill, from Axe; contacted me last week after my post Old Firemen and Dirty Balls . Somehow or another she found my site and seen the post. She LOVED it! They liked it so much, they even wanted to send us some of their product for use at the station. I can tell ya right now…. AXE and the IronFiremen are gonna be a good fit! Hell, AXE and all firefighters for that matter. I mentioned in the post how difficult it is to get the smell of a fire off (out of) our bodies for days following the fire. Axe is one of the products that I had found that actually does a good job at it (I had actually been using their product before the post).

I told Jill that instead of just accepting a gift, if she sent the product; I (we ) would do a review of the product as to how it works for firefighters. Well, she just didn’t send a bottle…. she sent EVERYTHING. We have Downpour Shampoo, Heat Shampoo / Conditioner, Zen Shampoo, Snake Peel Shower Scrub.. Desert Minerals + Cactus Oil, Fever  Shower Gel ..Brazillian Hot Mud + Red Dragonfruit Extract, Shock Shower Gel, and Rise Shower Gel. WOW! .. I had to try some of that smack right then and there…. and just like that… BAM!!! I’m NAKED.

Now, I feel good and smell ”DELISHIOUS” … LOL.  HOLY COW I’m gonna enjoy this review!  I even called in and let my “little buddy” Rhett get a “sneak peak” of the product…

LMAO!   Sorry bud.  All kidding aside, I will be doing a review of AXE. What do you guys use? Have you used any of these products? If so, what did you think? Good … bad … otherwise. Did it get that smell of smoke out of your pores? If not, what works? Let me know .. use the “contact” tab at the top of the page or put it in the “comment” section. Look for the results and more soon.

Ok, so it didn’t end there. No sooner had I gotten out of the shower did I hear someone pulling in the drive. I threw on a towel and headed out to see who it was. I gotta play the lottery tonight. Out in the driveway was James Tucker and his big brown truck and, we wasn’t just turning around this time. He had more packages!

We had a short chat and then once again I locked myself in the bedroom. MONOPOLY GAMES! WooooHooo again! The Firefighter and the Emergency Medical Services (EMS) editions!

Man… I’m raking it in today! Special thanks to Dave and Chris over at  Go Forward Media  .  These are the guys who take care of us here on the Fire / EMS Blog Network. I have been planning some sort of give away / contest etc here on the site and want to use the games as prizes. I guess I should also work out something and add a little Axe product as well. Anyway, look for the contest soon. For now, I’m gonna jump back in the shower and try on a little of the Axe Snake Peel. I’ll check back in later on. Until then, stay safe and in the house!

Captain Wines

The “First Due” Officer… what are you thinking?

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I mentioned a fewpost back that I wanted to follow up on Chris Naum’s show Taking it to the Streets.  Chris has a regular show on Firefighter Netcast and last week’s was The First Due Officer.  I was brought in late and wasn’t really up to speed as to what direction Chris wanted to go. I did know however that Chris and I share a lot of the same views and ideas when it comes to “redefining today’s fire ground” so I din’t mind being in on the conversation.

That said, I felt like I came across as a bumbling idiot on the show. I was NOT at Firefighter Netcast’s Eastern Headquarters (Rhetts house) with head sets, a mic andsomeone to look at while talking.  Instead, I was walking around my house, alone;  talking through the cell phone … it felt a little “odd” and had me off. So, to follow up; I’d like to give ya just a little insight to exactly what is going through the Company Officer’s mind while responding to a fire…. well through mine anyway and what I wish I had said in last week’s netcast.

  • The alert sounds. The members of Engine 13 and myself race towards the bay from where ever we were within the station or from whatever we were doing (working out, studying, cleaning, eating, rest room break etc… you drop it and go).  Our heart rate just doubled. My Lt. goes to the printer and gets the “ticket”. The dispatcher announces Engines 13, 5, 4 Ladder 5, Medic 5, RS1 andBattalion 2 respond to “123 Alphabet Street” for flames from a house.
  • I’m now at the truck and rush to get into my gear… boots, pants up, suspenders on, hood, radio strap and then the coat. I have to hurry because I need to get in the rig and slip into my SCBA so I can buckle my seat belt before we pull out. All this takes less than 1 minute.
  • “You good Boots?” … “I’m good Capt” meaning he’s in his seat and buckled up. We pull out.
  • I look at and ask my Lt. (George) “you know where we’re going?”  “yea …. I got it”
  • I pull the map book and find the right page (we don’t have computers in the rig). I double check to make sure I too know where we are headed and to verify hydrant locations.
  • Now, my mind begins to roll. We’re gonna be first in… who will be 2nd?    “WATCH THAT TRUCK… Clear right”. What direction will they be coming from so which hydrant will be the best? What kind of flows do I have on the available hydrants? If I need a 2nd for defencive operations, where will we get it ?
  • What’s located in the “123″ block of “Alphabet Street”? Residential? Commercial?   What time of day is it? Should people be home right now? If commercial, is it working hours?
  • Depending on the answer above, what kind of construction is in that block? New, lightweight or older balloon construction?
  • We turn onto “Alphabet Street” and I see heavy smoke banked in the street about half way up the block on the left. I tell Boots… “we’re going to work’” again, our heart rate increases.
  • As we approach, I get a good look at the “Bravo”  and then “Alpha” sides of the structure. I notice a parking lot beside the house and tell George to place the rig there. Pulling past the house and into the adjoining lot, I get a view of the “Delta” side.
  • I take a breath, collect my thoughts and key the mic. “CONTROL, Engine 13″.  She acknowledges..” ENGINE 13″ (it’s important that I allow her to acknowledge me so I know she’s listening and I wont have to repeat all I’m about to say).
  • I give my size up… “Engine 13 is arriving at 123 Alphabet Street. We have a 2 story, wood frame, residential structure with heavy brown smoke from the 1st and 2nd floors, sides Bravo, Alpha and Delta. This is a “working fire” . Have Engine 4 lay me a line from Alphabet Street and Soup Avenue. Ladder 5 be advised that you have the address. Engine 13 is establishing “division 1″ and preparing for an offensive attack.
  • Meanwhile, Boots has already exited the truck and began making a stretch to the front door but I take a second to look and assure he’s not having any troubles / issues. He’s not.
  • How’s the building looking now? Is it any different than just a few seconds ago? Get a look at the roof … are shingles bubbling or sinking?
  • Look at the foundation … is that a crawl space or a full basement?
  • I head around the house to get a look at the “Charlie” side since I didn’t get a look at it on arrival (this will complete my 360). When I get there, I find the back door open and the brown smoke now turning black and pouring out but high. I also encounter a Spanish speaking male (I don’t speak Spanish) who is frantically pointing to the 2nd floor and saying something I do not understand.
  • I ask him .. “is everyone out of the house”? His reply … something.. something… Spanish.. “upstairs”. I ask again, “is everyone out of the house”?  I get the same reply… “upstairs ” is the only word I know.
  • Is he saying someone is still inside or asking me if I see all the smoke pouring from the upper floor? I’m not sure. IF … IF  someone IS inside there, are they viable? Let me think…by now, this fire has been burning for at least 10 minutes (we arrive within 4 minutes, give 1 minute for turnout and another 5 minutes for someone to have noticed and reported the fire).  Could someone survive the circumstances I’m seeing right now?
  • Am / should I commit or risk my crew in this situation? What is the risk / benefit?
  • I key the mic … “CONTROL… Division 1″ She replies .. “DIVISION 1″.  “CONTROL, be advised that we have possible entrapment on the 2nd floor, Advise Ladder 5 of the need for ventilation and a primary search. Division 1 will be advancing to the 2nd floor for fire attack, radio designation now Division 2 PAR with 2″
  • I head back to side Alpha to get Boots and the line. I make the Alpha side just as he puts a boot to the front door. It didn’t budge. I get to him and quickly tell him… forget the door,  stretch to the rear .. the door is open and we need to make the 2nd floor.
  • We go through the back door. The smoke is banked only half way down.  The home is small and it is apparent that the fire is above us. I lead him right and we locate the stairs.  Up we go.
  • Upstairs paints a much different picture. There, the smoke is worse and turning black. ZERO visibility and HOT. We push down the short, small hallway to the two rooms. Here comes our water .. George was right on time.
  • Where EXACTLY are we in this house … how would I transmit our location to the Chief if I needed to? Are the conditions here changing? How quickly can we make the “seat” and begin the knock down?
  • By this time, back  up has arrived. Engine 4 is laying in, The Ladder is opening up and beginning their searches.  Engine 5 is stretching a 2nd line. The Battalion has arrived and established command.
  • Again I take a breath and key the mic. “COMMAND, Division 2″. He replies… “DIVISION 2″. Chief, we’ve made the 2nd floor, high heat, zero visibility, working to the seat…. need ventilation ASAP”

Ok, I’ll stop there. What I want you to realize is that all the above.. the dressing, thinking, talking on the radio happened in about 6 minutes or less! That’s 6 minutes under HIGH STRESS! It’s a LOT to do and consider and you don’t have time to waste. Hesitation or indecision allows the fire to double in size every minute. Waste a minute and then you’re looking at a totally different picture. Give away a minute and your tactics would have to change.

What factors lead you to or away for one decision or another?

Had the Spanish speaking male been able to say … “everyone is out but my cat is in it’s crate in that upstairs bedroom” would you have committed the crew? Are you prepared enough to have said the “RISK” is high (it’s about to flash and unvented) and there is NO benefit to saving a cat? Can you hide your pride and go defencive?

After finding the conditions on the 2nd floor, how long would you have “took the beating” and stayed in the heat and zero visibility. The conditions were not improving, they were becoming worse. Were the chances of a victim surviving the conditions on the 2nd floor less than surviving on the first? How quickly is that “small chance” heading towards “no chance”? Are you capable of backing out?

Now, I’m no expert but these are just a few things that we as the “first arriving Officer” have to consider. In some departments, the first arriving unit establishes command and sets up the scene for the in coming units. Would you have had the time for that in the above scenario?

Did I, as the first due; “paint the picture” for the in coming?  Something as simple as my saying “smoke showing from Bravo, Alpha, and Delta” should have let you know that I was seeing the house from left to right. Did the post size up and update transmit ions let you know where I was and what needed to happen? If it did, then it was the 1st due Officer who set the strategy and tactics for this fire… NOT the IC (although when the IC arrives, he / she may see changing conditions etc and make the necessary adjustments).

Again, there’s a whole lot happening on the fire scene and the decisions we make are as serious as life or death (ours or civilians). Are you ready for these decisions? Did I miss any (I’m sure I did)? What happens when the Captain is off? Does the Lt. bump up to the seat? Is your Lt or junior Officer prepared?

I hope you both are. It doesn’t come easy! It takes training, open eyes, ears and a willingness to accept new ideas / challenges. Today’s fireground is ever changing and as Company Officers, we need to stay ahead of those changes. Take the time to visit Firefighter Netcast and click “follow” to be update on schedules of their shows. If you lived through this post, you’ll easily make it through (and learn a lot more from) one of their netcast.

As always, thanks for following .. this was a long one to hang on for (and I still sound like a bumbling idiot..but whatda ya do?). Let me know what you’re thinking. Tell me what I missed. What would you add or delete? How does your Department operate?

I’ll catch ya later… we start 4-day tomorrow. Until then, stay safe and in house!

Captain Wines

Iron Firemen, Fire Critic and Dave Statter vs. each other or “the man”?

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Last night, I post on the fact that Fire Critic (Rhett Fleitz) and Dave Statter (Statter 911) have jumped on the animated video “band wagon”. The three uf us have somewhat of a little “history” here on the network. There has been a lot of “frhetting” between us (mostly Dave and I against my “little buddy” Rhett). He’s too short or looks to young to be a fireman. He was never “really” a fireman. Talent vs no talent. I’m right, you’re wrong. Mine is bigger than yours etc. That kind of stuff.

The back and forth between us has some scratching their heads. Are the pokes and jabs serious or just a genius ploy for ratings (hits)? Are we three really pitted against one another or has it all been like a bad episode of 1970′s WWF (near misses, pulled punches and fake blood)?  Firehouse “frhetting” in a digital world?

You’ll have to decide that one for yourself but either way, you’ll have to admitt; it’s fun (entertaining) to follow. That said, I give you yet another animated response from Iron Firemen ….

I’ll follow up with a “regular” post later tonight….   until then … stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

Animations (monkey see, monkey do), finger pointing and firemen doing real work!

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ALL ABOARD!   Seems as though everybody is jumping on the Xtranormal“band wagon”.  Those little animated videos are poping up everywhere on the Fire/EMS Blog Network. Who knew that after only a month or so, the top bloggers on the network would be mimicking me? Oh yea.. it’s true and like they say…. imitation is flattering… but STATTER? I always held him as a leader in the blogging community … an original … capable of putting his own “spin” on a story or the one setting the standards for getting the truth out. And now, not only does he follow MY lead; he also wants to work for Geezer rather than The Iron Firemen? 

Watch Dave’s attempt at animated humor here.  What is it Dave? Writer’s block? Nothing new happening in PG County or Northern Va. these days ?  Now, I know that you are the last journalist that needs lecturing to (especially by me)  but seriously old friend…. stick with the NEWS. Leave the “frhetting” and firehouse shenanigans to me! LOL.

The Fire Critic has even followed suit.  Yep… Monkey see, Monkey do! The thing about Rhett jumping in the ring is that at least he put a little “firehouse” spin on it.  By that I mean that he posted his video and everyone is accusing  ME of being the author. The ultimate firehouse spin…. do something but make it seem as though someone else did. Check out his animation herebut be warned of some vulgar language beforehand.  I guess this means I’m at least a little closer to the “big time” when two cats such as these steal my material …. the good news is that I’M A GIVER! Anything to help a brother out… LOL.

Moving on, I didn’t post yesterday because we were fairly busy. Boots was off representing our department at CPAT practice most of the day. Because of that, we had an overtime fill-in. You may remember Matt “Wheels” Wheeling from my “Melrose Misfit” days. Wheels was on A-shift but felt like a C-shifter. Anyhow, he covered for boots yesterday and then finished out his time and a half tour over at Station #3. Here’s an older shot of wheels…

We ate well, caught a few ball games and handled some routine calls in between. I should have known something was gonna happen before the tours end because there was a full moon last night. It never fails. We caught a little work with our Brothers and Sister from Station #5. A decent job with several side stories. E5 got in quick and marked it a worker. The Battalion established Command and put 5 to work. He called us on the radio and advised us to lay in (from 1 block away) and advance a 2nd line … heavy fire from the 2nd floor Alpha / Bravo corner.

We stopped at the hydrant and I told Boots to catch it then meet up with me inside. I got out of the truck and hustled up to the house and through the front door. I hadn’t been in there 2 minutes and Boots taps me on the shoulder “I’m with ya Capt”. WHAT? WOW!  I told him right then “Damn.. I haven’t seen a hydrant caught that fast since Scotty and I were privates on Engine #5″ (both of us were FAST on a plug back then). Boots took the compliment with a smile.

Later, after we were “under control” and taking up; I was out front talking to Scotty (Scott Mutter). He was riding the South Battalion last night (our Battalions cross the tracks to assist each other when a “working fire” is transmitted). He kinda laughed and told me “I haven’t caught a hydrant in YEARS”. What do you mean I asked. Well, apparently; Scott rolled up as Boots was catching the hydrant. He told him “get on in there with Willie… I’ll get this for ya”. LMAO. I smell a cover up! The kicker to it all is that Boots confessed (when we got back to the house) before I could turn it around on and fret him a little. It made for a good laugh anyway.

Another side story from the fire was who got the nozzle. You may remember a recent fill-in at Lucky #13 Carlie Walshe.

Last night, Carlie caught her first “real” fire and even had the knob. Decent fire from the 1st and 2nd floor, a good smoke condition and moderate heat. She hung in there and did a fine job. What’s even more impressive is that nobody got the nozzle away from her! LOL. A good job and nice stop by all hands involved… E5, E13, E2, E3, L5, M5, M2, RS1, B2 and B1. To Carlie.. well done gal! Here’s a shot of Boots cutting off her coat tail and a few others..

(Pictured above:  the “over time” crew of E3-C Lt. Brian Wray {D.Bocock-RS1} Matt Wheeling, and David Lucas changing their bottles)

We are back on duty tomorrow and I’ll do my best to get another post up. I want to follow up on the roles of the first due officer from Chris Naum’s Taking it to the Streets. I also received more pictures from our last retiree breakfast. Drew Abel took some GREAT shots and I’ll do my best to get em up for our local guys.  Following my post Old Firemen and Dirty Balls , I received a cool e-mail from their marketing department .. I’ll share the details soon.

As far as a “Buckaroo” update…. he’s keeping busy as well. I think he’d go to the station with me if I’d let him. At home, he’s in my hip pocket 24/7. I’ll leave ya with a shot of the little fella on a somewhat different John Deer… a yellow one

Gotta love that “signature wave”!  That’s it for now… Thanks again for reading. Don’t forget to follow and tell all your friends about us on Face Book and Twitter. Until the next one, stay safe and in house!

Captain Wines

Airport security, full body pat downs and giving back…

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I’m not sure what all the fuss is about but it’s all I’ve heard or seen on TV today. An “up-rise” against new airport security measures. I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean who honestly didn’t see this coming in the first place?

 I wonder how many times they’ll let us go through the line? “Excuse me sir.. haven’t you been through security 3 times already?” LOL.  Better yet, now we can just go and hang out at the airport, sit back and watch the show..

Seriously guys… no cover charge .. the bar is just around the corner..clean restrooms and you wont have to hide your truck in the adjoining parking lot. LOL. All kidding aside, it does seem like an invasion of our privacy. I’m not so sure I’d want to watch one of my daughters, my mother or sister go through security. That said, I don’t have an alternate answer BUT I also don’t want to board a plane with people that haven’t been thoroughly searched / scanned. 

You may remember back to when Rhett and I flew up to Chicago for FRI 2010. Read the pre-flight post here.  Or, when I flew down to Orlando Fla. with our football team the Roanoke Rampage. See that post here. I have to admit that on both flights, the security was pretty detailed. They pretty much strip searched me on the Richmond to Orlando check (of course I understand that the mustache, cowboy hat and boots can make me look like a terrorist).  Is the possible embarrassment and a little more time and hassle worth flying worry free? Maybe so IF the system works. Is the “pat down” enough? Will it catch every attempt? Who knows but at least they’re trying.

Ok, moving on.  I hope you tuned in to Firefighter Netcast last night. If you haven’t checked em out yet … do it now. I was on with a good friend, and respected Fire Service leader Chris Naum, during his weekly show; Taking it to the Streets. Here’s a quote to offer a brief description of what Chris’ show is geared towards… “Advancing Firefighter Safety and Operational Integrity for the Fire Service through provocative insights and dynamic discussions dedicated to the Art and Science of Firefighting and the Traditions of the Fire Service.” 

 Last night’s show was about the “first due Officer” and resulted in some good discussion and excellent points for new or old Officers. Direct link to the show here. I would add here that the goal / vision for these shows (netcasts) is to have listener participation. The “chat room” seems to stay busy but not a lot of folks are calling in. CALL. Don’t be shy, scared or whatever. There is no wrong answer when a good debate results in a lesson learned. Firefighter Netcast has weekly shows and then throw in some “special” segments here and there. Go to their site and “follow” them so you’ll get the updates and show schedules. This is interactive training from home. Easy, painless and just another “tool” in the bag to assure everyone goes home. Thanks to Chris, Rhett and John Mitchel(and all the Firefighter Netcast Hosts) for the job they do and the service they provide.

Ok, tonight’s title mentioned “giving back”. Where’s he going there you may ask. Well, I am again talking about Rhett…. my “little buddy” Rhett Fleitz. Call him what you will but underneath, he’s a GIVER. Many of you may know that Rhett runs several sites / blogs and is always finding and passing on important stories / information pertinent to the Fire Service. He’s doing the “leg work” and putting it just a mouse click away from the rest of us.

One of his latest post is Top Ten Hot & Sexy Calendars for 2011. He always makes a post like this around this time of year (along with a Top 10 list of Firefighter gifts) due to the upcoming Holidays. He’s doing the shopping for us. What a saint! So as I sat there reading his list, I began to think. Christmas is just around the corner and I have to figure out the perfect gift to give a giver. Then it hit me… you guys can help. I have a few items in mind but I’m not really sure which he may like the most. I thought maybe I could share a few of my ideas with you folks here on the site and get a little feedback as to which way to go. So, here’s what I was thinking…..(my Top 8)…

8).  Engine Entry Assistance Tool

  My “little buddy” is somewhat ummmm …. errrrrrrr.. “vertically challenged”. With today’s fire apparatus getting bigger and higher, the physical demands of a short person climbing in and out multiple times a day can be damaging. Maybe a little something like this will make it easier for the little fella.

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 7).  Jazz Platform Shoes for men (black)

 Another gift to help with his height deficiency. A comfortable yet durable lightweight shoe suitable for the station or off duty applications. Hold a shine and could be worn with Class A’s or station utilities. Available in 2″, 4″ and 6″ platforms.

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 6).  Colorful, lightweight Stilts

Made of lightweight aluminum, these colorful stilts could for the first time, put him eye to eye with his peers. Available with optional max lengths with each being fully adjustable. There is a recommended minimum age / education level which may cause this possibility to be removed from the list (unless I add a helmet and mouth piece for operator safety).

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 5).  A “King of Blogs” Throne

Exactly what every “Kink of Blogs” needs … a Throne! What better gift to act as a focal point for his office, man room and or Blog Headquarters. Cozy, comfortable and easily cleaned. High end models come with heat, vibration and beverage holder options (note: waitress not included).

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4). Padded Potty Seat with Steps.

At times, Rhett’s little belly is upset (understanding that he has a lot of stress on him). Instead of running and jumping up onto a hard, cold toilet seat, how about an easy climb up to a soft, warm comfortable perch? Note the “vagale” bars on either side for when you really have to bear down. Unit folds easily to be placed out of the way for when his taller wife or kids use the same bathroom.

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3). Paste 195 Fire Truck Suitcase

Rhett travels more than most these days and in one way or another it’s usually connected with the Fire Service. The sad thing here is that despite his “Yazoo FD” tee-shirt, most folks don’t immediately recognize him as a firefighter. With this lightweight, rolling bag at least he may project the image of a Firefighter’s son. Multi-compartmental, rugged construction and compatible with most airline “carry on” dimensions.

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2). Calendar

Obviously, Rhett is a big “calendar” fan. Until his latest Top 10 calendar post, I didn’t realize his “taste” in calendars. He has an annual Luau party and can often be found wearing “flip-flops” so I would assume he considers himself a “boy of summer”.

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1). Another maybe “more suitable” Calendar

Bold print, full color pics … right up his alley!

LMAO… so what do ya think? Any better ideas? Considering all he does for us, assuring he has a good Christmas and a little ”sompen sompen” under the tree is the least we can do right?

Ok, that’s enough fretting for now (the pay back from the videos is gonna be bad enough). It’s been a decent day here at Lucky 13. A few runs with nothing blog worthy. I have some issues topics I want to hit but will catch up with ya on Saturday. Until then, stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

Old firemen and dirty balls

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I’m getting old! Well, I’m not so sure 41 is old but at minimum, I’m worn out. As young privates at #5, Scotty (Scott Mutter) and I wanted to, could and did run all night. Back then, we were busy. We caught a lot of work but also wound just as many street boxes (I even had the nick name “Box Winder” at one time). Anyway, we’d run all night and then run just as hard on our day off and into that night. “Burning it at both ends” is what a lot of old Jakes told us. I wish I’d have listened!

Now, I could still  run 24 calls per shift and not bat an eye. The only catch is that I want to run em  before 21:00 hrs (9pm).  If I run 1 after bed, it kills me. I can’t fall back to sleep like I used to and I don’t (can’t) bounce back like I did if I just stay up. I had been on vacation but gave Opie the last day of the cycle so he could hunt (yesterday was opening day of riffle season for deer). He had better have killed a Moose! We only ran 7 or 8 but they were scattered just enough that I’m dragging butt today. Here’s a shot of the day book…

We ran everything from bowel obstruction, to possible “code blue”, an overturned vehicle and even caught a little work (working fire). I guess if you have a somewhat busy tour, at least some diversity in the calls makes it easier to swallow. Here are a few shots of the overturned vehicle and the fire..

The overturned vehicle was nothing. A single occupant who walked the rest of the way home to call 911… she was lucky … no injuries. The fire was just as anti-climatic. It looked pretty good when we rolled in. Some foams, plastic and clothing burning makes for nasty smoke. The good news is that everyone was out (less 2 cats that were  later found and survived). What was even better news was that Boots was in the back and got on it quick. The fire was contained to the room of origin and damage held to a minimum.  Easily a “can handle” for the 1st alarm assignment.

I called in our Investigation Unit but apparently, we are going through some changes.  For whatever reason, it was decided that it would be MY responsibility to determine the cause and origin and they returned to service ( I have some strong feelings on this issue but wont air them here..at this time anyway). I have the C and O narrowed down real close but lack the training and / or expertise to “pin point” it exactly. I did however document very well and even got some very good pics. The sad news is that I can’t use the pics. I’m not going to go against the “counciling session” or advice I received from the Chief the other week. I wish I could show em here because again, they are very specific pics that show no evidence of the location, owner, wealth, loss, a crime etc.  As a matter of fact, I believe they would be a great training tool for my department, and everyone who reads this blog… firefighters and civilians. I don’t see any downside to posting them but have been advised by my Department not to. You know me…. “by the book Wines”…so .. no pics.

Back to the fire… I hardly ever take a hydrant with me because our next in is usually (or used to be anyway) so close behind. Generally, our tactics here is to get the 1st engine in and on the fire and let the 2nd due lay the line. Last night, I even stopped the 2nd due (Engine #4) from laying in (mainly because we didn’t need it). Something I have to get used to is that Engine 13 carries 1,000 gallon of water (most of our rigs carry 500).  If you get to the seat of the fire quickly, and don’t wet down smoke; you can put out a ton of fire with just the 500. Having 1,000 gives me that much more of a cushion. It’s nice to have.

That kind of ties in to what I was saying after Chris Naum’s live show on Firefighter Netcast last week … redefining the fire ground. As I said, I agree with a lot of what he said but also believe that the changing materials etc of today make it that much more important that we hit these fires QUICK. Don’t give those foams, plastics, PVC’s etc a chance to get a good start on ya. Educated, calculated yet aggressive attacks and 500 gallon is more than enough for a knock down.

Anyway..moving on. The title was Old Firemen and “dirty balls”. Obviously, I’m quickly becoming the “old fireman”. The dirty balls? Well, they (it) belongs to the buckaroo. You see, I mentioned a little while back that the Roanoke Rampage2011 season is just around the bend. That has the Buckaroo EXCITED. He loves him some football! Well, we were out in the yard playing the other evening and the roll rolled through some cow….ummmmm…errrrrrr… cow “poop”.

 Now we have not just a dirty ball … we have a NASTY ball. How do ya clean a football? They are leather … not smooth … have nooks and crannies…. and even the strings. Hummmm…we need some kind of tool.

Well, Axe Body Wash has the solution. Their product can clean most any kind / type of dirty balls. Check out the video here… 

See what I mean???      GENIOUS!   Now that’s thinking with your dipstick Jimmy !!!! LMAO (thanks to Smurf for the link). Now, believe it or not, some folks have taken the above video wrong. I don’t know how so many people can have their dirty little minds in the gutter but apparently, some viewers believe the video to be “sexual” in nature. Geesh! Well, never fear, Axe is such a stand up company that they have addressed the issue before it gets “out of hand” (catch that one Statter?). Check out the follow up video…

In all honesty… the AXE or Old Spice Body and Hair Wash seem to be a great product for firefighters. I use both (whichever is cheaper at the time) and either does a great job. After a good, hot and smokey job, either product seems to mask the odor better than any other. I say “mask” because we all know that it takes 2-3 days and several showers / baths the get the odor out of your pores etc.  You can wash / scrub with any other soap / product and 15 minutes later, we still smell like smoke. It’s like that for days even. Again, either of the above mentioned products seem to mask or cover up that smell better than most. Maybe they should hire me to promote their product?? Or at least do a “review” (like Firecritic and his “feel good” books / romance novels etc). Hey Axe or Old Spice… send me a few cases and we’ll see what firefighters think of your product…. “Axe”..firefighters??? See the link?  Send some of those “ball scrubbers” too and we’ll give them a trial run as well.

Ok, we’re on 4-day but I’ll check back in before Thursday. Until then, stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

The man we simply call “MEAT”

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Just a quick post (catch up) tonight…Yesterday, Keith “Meat” Blankinship pulled his last shift. Meat retired after 22yrs of service with the City (2 with the EMS Department, 20 post merger), he is 49 years old. I have known Keith his entire career. We actually volunteered together back in ’88-’89. He is responsible for getting me interested and so involved into vehicle extrication. I soon became an instructor and we taught many, many classes together. I don’t remember the year but, Keith, Mike Elliston, Bill Seacrest and I actually finished 2nd in a State Vehicle Extrication competition (I have the pics and you’ll love em.. I just need to get to a scanner). Soon after,  Keith got hired for our EMS Department and I got on the FD (the departments would soon merge ).

Meat and I never worked together until I was assigned to Station #4-A as his Captain.  We made some lasting memories. I remember the talk I had with him just after my assignment. We were old friends and he knew I was an aggressive Captain. He expressed some concern with his comfort operating in his SCBA,with  meeting my expectations  and , most of all; didn’t want to “let me down”. I assured him that if he gave 110% that he would not let me down and that I would give that same 110% to get him comfortable. Together, we would build upon and advance his skill and comfort level. I had him wear his SCBA every morning. HE never asked why or bitched.  I had him ”on air” every morning until he breathed the last sip of air from his bottle  (it wasn’t about R.O.A.M, it was becoming familiar and building confidence). He wore it while checking off the equipment. At first, he’d get 1/2 way through. Within weeks, he could finish his check offs and move on to cleaning the station on a single bottle. Another few weeks and he was making a bottle last long enough for check offs, station duties and breakfast. Yea… after his morning duties, he even fixed egg sandwiches wearing his mask! LOL

You shoulda seen some of the looks we got when a visitor would come in (especially a Chief) and catch Meat cooking in his SCBA. You know what though?? It worked and Keith was thankful. We had several other “team work” and “confidence” drills that I’m sure, in the beginning;  convinced the crew I was NUTS.  I’d “tie” the guys together. Left leg to right leg. Left arm to right arm with a bag over their joined hands. I’d have one in a blacked mask and the other in a clear one. They had to learn to walk together. Someone had to take charge / make decisions and the other had to learn to listen and trust. One had use of a left hand while the other had only the right. One was blind and the other could see. It built a team and made stronger individuals. Again, Keith recognized it and was thankful.

He thanked me several times and told me how much it meant to him that someone took to time to work with him. That meant a lot to me because I had always looked up to him. I mentioned how he got me into extrication but he also mentored me through Paramedic (yes.. there was a time that I wore a “glitter patch”). Meat was and remains today a top Medic. Should I ever go down, he is one of the few that I would want working on me.

He is a Lifetime member of Franklin County Rescue Squad, he is a PHTLS, BTLS, PALS and CPR instructor. He acts as a “preceptor” for our Department and a local medical collage. He was awarded “Preceptor of the Year” several times. He is known as an easy going, polite, soft spoken “gentle giant”  redneck type from Franklin County who wouldn’t hurt a flea.  Above all that, to me; Meat is a goodgreat person, a neighbor and friend.

“Redneck” you say? Trust me. Meat had just got married and moved to Catawba. His house has a large “picture window” and he had also just purchased a big screen TV. He was having a party .. Halloween or something. He moved the TV to the window facing outside and then parked his car (a Pinto or Vega I believe) against the house facing the window. He could then sit in the car and it was just like being at the Drive in movies. LMAO. I think it was some kind of cowgirl western playing that night. I’m not real sure but the plot was something about a gal named Debbie who lived in Dallas. LMAO!

The nick name??? Hummmmm.Way back in 1989 he was out of town at some type of Aircraft crash rescue class / school. On night, after class; the students hit a local “watering hole”. He was single then and a real chick magnet.  Anyway, all the gals hung with Keith. Next morning, the mystery name surfaced. MEAT. You’ll have to come to your own conclusions … I’m not  gonna touch it.

So, Meat is moving on and will be instructing for a big time health group in our area. “Professor Meat”. Thanks for all the hard work. Thanks for taking me under your wing when I needed it and for allowing me to take you under mine. Congratulations, good luck and best wishes. Enjoy retirement … you’ve earned it!

Here are a few shots..

Thanks for following, we start 4 day break tomorrow. Until the next one, stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

Contraband in the firehouse … pocket books and finger nail polish!

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I had just made Lieutenant in the Fire Department my dad worked for. Then, the rank structure was Private, Lieutenant and then Captain. Previously, I had two of the best assignments a young fireman could have. I spent a few years assigned to Ladder #2-A but actually drove the “District” (now called Battalion) Chief for the North side of the City. We ran every fire on the North and most of em on the South side of the tracks. We stayed busy. I left the Chief to fill a spot at Engine #5 (then one of the 2 busiest Engine companies in the City). Again, we seen a lot of work.  I only wish that I actually knew back then what or as much as I thought I did.

Our Lieutenants are the driver / operators and the 2nd Officer of the company. My 1st day as Lt. the Captain was off so that put me “in the seat”.  There I sat, in my dad’s old station (#6); a house I had spent a lot of time in as a kid but now waiting for my new crew to arrive for duty.  I know I didn’t fully understand what to expect that day but I also know I didn’t expect what (who) came through the door.

A squirrel’s nest of shiny, black curly hair. A pocket book strung off the left shoulder. Shiny, long red finger nails. The unmistakable walk of a confident woman. Wait… she has on a FD uniform… A WOMAN???!!  Finger nail polish and pocket books??!!! In a FIREHOUSE??!!  KABOOOM!  OMG… this is gonna be a long hard ride!

Rear L/R Marci Stone, Hank Pfister. Front L/R Chris Brown, Adam Fleming

Had I only knew. There it was my job to lead / teach her and in reality, she actually taught me a few things. I had never worked with or around a female firefighter before … needless to say, it took us a while to get comfortable… but we did. It took some yelling, a little fretting and even a few tears (hers..not mine LOL). She even tried to kill me one time. You see, one night; I hadsomebody had placed an IV bag under her mattress. They ran the tubing under her sheets to a position just under where her butt should be. The drip was set to less than KVO. So, when she climbed into bed .. it took a while. Sometime around  2 or 3am her now soaked ass woke her from her deep sleep. A little investigation and she quickly learned that it was the IV bag and not a weak bladder that had her dripping mad.

Now, I don’t know why but she ran straight to MY bed and POUNCED! I was awakened (in the middle of the night) by Marci straddling and shaking the crap out of me. “Wake up so I can kill you.. you little..” LMAO!!! We had some fun times and I will carry the memories of those days for the rest of my life.

We both climbed the promotion ladder. I made the newly formed position of 1st Lt and shipped out to L13. She soon made Lt and years later worked her way up to Captain. The 1st female Captain in the history of our Department. WOW! Marci was instrumental in writing several SOP’s / SOG’s for our Dept. most notable could arguably be the maternity leave policy. She served as the “Acting” Battalion Chief of Training for a while… another first for out Department!  In 2006, she left the Department (covered HERE on Roanoke Fire.com) and moved towards what would eventually become “bigger and better” things. On Monday, November 8th, 2010 she was named Deputy Chief of Fire Operations for Bedford County (yea.. ANOTHER first). Bedford County currently has 35 career members and 750 volunteers running out of 24 stations. Bedford is the 3rd largest County in the Commonwealth of Va.  She has a ton of work ahead of her but I’m sure she will accomplish everything she sets out to. Here’s the official notification….

“Hello,
As you will recall the position of Deputy Chief has been vacant for several months, during this time Bedford County had accepted applications and received a significant number from qualified individuals. I was pleased that many of them did have connections in various fashions with this region and some directly with Bedford County. The process required that the candidates submit a detailed resume along with their application. After an initial screening a number of candidates where requested to submit a written response to a series of questions on matters that directly impact this community and our delivery of Fire and EMS service. Seven candidates where then invited to an initial interview with a panel of subject matter experts from this region, two Fire and EMS Chiefs one retired and one currently serving in similar communities as ours, and one a former Dept Head in local Government with expertise in economic and community development as well as team and consensus building. This group then made recommendation of three candidates to move to the next step in the process which was an interview with the Assistant County Administrator, a consultant subject matter expert and former county Public Safety Director and myself. That group then reviewed all of the information on the three candidates from the process and made a recommendation to the County Administrator for the final candidate. The County Administrator consulted with several committees of the Board of Supervisors. As you can see this process was lengthy, our goal was to make the best choice possible to meet the many goals and objectives that we have for this position.
With all of that being said I am pleased to announce that Mrs. Marci Stone has accepted the position of Deputy Chief with Bedford County Department of Fire & Rescue. Marci comes to use with a background as a program coordinator with the Bedford Science and Technology Center (BSTC) where she was responsible for the joint EMT program in the Bedford County Public Schools and the Central Virginia Community Collage. Prior to that she was the Emergency Management Coordinator for Lewis Gale Hospital and a Captain-Firefighter/Paramedic with the Roanoke City Fire and EMS Dept serving as the Acting Battalion Chief of the Training Division.
November 8th 2010 will be her first day on duty and will be in touch with the Fire & Rescue leadership after that time.

Chief Jack W. Jones, Jr.”

And.. here’s the “official” Chief pic…

I could tell about 100 more stories but had better hold off for now (she may need to hire some Captains or Battalion Chiefs soon).  I did want to take the chance to let everyone know about her getting the job (again beating the FireCritic to the story) and tell her CONGRATULATIONS! Look for a lot of big things from Bedford County in the future! For what it’s worth Chief, I’m proud of ya!

Captain Wines

The naked truth.. 1/2 naked firefighters and the right thing to do

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Sorry folks… I’ve been idle for a bit. You guys already know I’m kinda busy and it takes me so long to type these posts out that I just decided to take a “mini-vacation”. Now,  I  have a lot of catching up to do. This morning, I have a little something for your eyes and something to warm your heart as well.

I’ll begin with my last post. Dave Statter said (in the comment section) that the picture of me and the Buckaroo shirtless in bed “ruined the magic by showing what is really behind Iron Firemen”. LMAO He went on to discuss “dress code” at the Statter Home Office / Head Quarters and likened the pic to a Firefighter advancing a line without proper PPE. Well, I wanted to assure Dave that the “attire” of that morning was not typical. Honestly, I’m kinda shocked that Dave didn’t investigate the story further before poking fun at my 100% natural body. Maybe we have “Casual Fridays” here at Iron Firemen. Did ya ever consider that Dave? We value our employees THAT MUCH! LOL. And, just to put your mind at ease… here we are working fully dressed..

Ok, I’m fully dressed (less my boots) but the Buckaroo is the true CEO of Iron Firemen and I can’t tell him what to wear. Now, speaking of 1/2 naked firefighters / bloggers etc… I have been found. I never knew I was lost but apparently I was. It seems as though Hydrant Girl didn’t know / realize I made the move over to the Fire/EMS Blog Network. She has been looking for post / updates over at the old address. Well, I’m glad she found me and will say that I never lost her. She is a regular read of mine and is even listed under “Captain’s Favorites” over on the right sidebar. She has been doing a “30 day Blog Challenge” thingy and one of em was to post I pic you like (or are proud of ) of yourself. Here’s the shot she picked….

WOW! Congratulations and way to go Hydrant Gal. She’s been working really hard to get her certifications and to get into better shape (she’s also a little farm / country gal so I don’t think she was too “shabby” to begin with) and it seems as though the hard work has paid off. Now, I too used to do the “gym setting” workout thing but quit in an effort to get raises for the brothers and sisters in my Department. You see, if I had continued and “bulked up” like Hydrant Gal, the City would have had to buy me all new uniforms. New shirts, pants and even PPE. I would much rather maintain my current size / shape and have the city put that money towards a raise for the men…

LMAO….. keep up the good work Hydrant Gal.. otherwise you’ll fall off to near nothing and look like this. Ok, moving on; I told you I had something for your eyes (Hydrant Gal) and something for your heart (or belly). Yesterday, my Local (IAFF L-1132) hosted a breakfast for our retired members.  Rhett Fleitz (Fire Critic) and I started doing this several years back and each event seems to get bigger. I’ll start with adding a Link that FireGeezer had up a week or so ago. I meant to add the link here and have you guys take a look and never got around to it. YOU NEED TO READ THIS! This is why we have the breakfast. To show the guys that they are NOT forgotten. They appreciate it.. I assure you. You can see it in their eyes. You can feel it in the grip when they shake your hand and say “Thank You”. There’s some irony huh??? They are thanking us?!

These are the men who built the Department that I wanted to work for. They are the reason I wanted on the job. This is a very simple and easy way to give a little something back. A chance to get together with old friends. To share stories / memories etc. and they did plenty of that. We had somewhere near 90 retirees attend the event! WOW! That’s the good news. The bad… we had very little help from our new/ young / current members. My dad (retired) was there at 6am to help me in the kitchen (a retiree cooking for the retiree’s breakfast). Rhett followed soon (after picking up a few last minute items). Our youngest member in attendance was Drew Able from Station #3-A. Drew helped cook, serve, clean and even acted as the official photographer (the pics I’m going to use here are mine but we will get Drew’s up soon). Our President Rodney Jordan also arrived to help in anyway possible. Retirees Wayne Hall and Chuck Wells also worked their tails off to assure everything went off without a hitch. THANKS GUYS!

That makes 7 men working for 90. Of the 7, only 4…… 4…… are currently on the job… That STINKS! I really thought that more of our members would have came out in service of the men who came before us. I know a lot of the newer guys don’t know most or any of the retirees but, that’s the point. Come out to events like this so you can meet and get to know these men!  Is 1/2 a day too much to ask? Some really big things happened Tuesday. Rhett brought his Firefighter Netcast equipment. We had the guys sit down one on one or in groups and tell a few stories. We recorded it! The stories you hear around the station from “back in the day” told by the men behind em!  WOW! What an awesome piece of history for / from our Department! At our last breakfast, we accidentally got Retired Captain Pete Price talking about driving one of the old “Grey Ghost”. He was famous for it. We got him telling the story on Tuesday at the breakfast and he passed away the following Saturday. Again… this stuff is important to those of us who care about the job. It’s important to those who have sacrificed and worked this job. Important to us, them and those to come. To the 7 who helped pull it off… THANKS AGAIN! To those who couldn’t find the time.. shame on you! Here are a few pics…

I’m gonna stop here for now. I’ll get back to regular postings this evening. I have a few topic I want to hit (as mentioned in a previous post). Marci Stone made Chief in Bedford and tomorrow is Keith “Meat” Blankinship’s last day on duty. Tune in later for all that and so much more. Thanks for hanging in, finding and following. Don’t forget to “friend” us on “Picture Book” and tell all your friends. Until next one, stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines

Firefighter bites dog…

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I’m sure one has some where at some time or another, I’m just not aware of it. I only used that title because Dave Statter was explaining to Rhett how a title such as this will / can draw readers. That said, I’m not even sure why I want / need to draw readers because I really don’t have a lot to say this morning.

I just got off duty and started a long break. Beyond our typical 4-day break, I also have vacation next cycle so I get a pretty good stretch off. The tour yesterday wasn’t too bad but we were up several times after midnight. That’s nothing compared to the shift Joe Schmoe pulled the other night but I have to tell ya…. the older I get, the harder it is to get up and down throughout the night (some old Jakes told me I’d get this way but I never understood or believed em). I got home this morning to find the Buckaroo waiting for his “Paw-Paw”. THAT MAKES IT ALL WORTH WHILE. I felt like a little rest (while working on this post) would be in order so he climbed into bed with me. I stole  borrowed a “tractor book” from the on coming Captain and fellow farmer Lynn Flora this morning and brought it home for the little fella. Other than Fire Rescue Magazine (and the occasional PlayBoy) Tractor House is his favorite. Here we are making this mornings post and reading one of his favorite mags….

See?? No fancy desk… no big office … This is where / how all the “magic” of this site happens LOL. The needing / wanting a little rest after a tour brings to mind a recient article over at Fire Geezer concerning all the BS going on over in London. Apparently Brian Coleman, Chairman of the London Fire Authority; wants the beds out of London’s firehouses. Here is an excerpt from the article…

The beds are being phased out as stations are modernised but the Evening Standard understands that senior fire authority figures are determined to use the shorter night shift to scrap them completely. One senior source said: “Do you know any other occupation where people are able to sleep on duty?”

Read the entire story HERE

 Ok, back to yesterday’s tour. We did have one interesting run. A single vehicle accident with no injuries. This little gal needs to get hired at a sewing factory or something because she really can “thread the needle”.

The remainder of the tour was really uneventful. Tried to stay warm and dry. A few visitors, a station tour and business as usual. Last night, I took the time to tune in to Firefighter Netcast for Chris Naum’s Taking it to the Streets. Last night’s topic was “Redefining the Fire ground” and is worth a listen. I didn’t call in because I was on duty but I did participate in the Chat room.

I agree with what Chris put forward last night but would add a few thoughts (as I did in the chat). Without a doubt, today’s fires are NOT like our Father’s (or those before us) fires. Building construction, fire loads, furnishing material etc continue to change and bring more and more hazards to our profession. That said, we can NOT fight today’s fires as we / they did 10, 15 or 20 years ago. They are two totally different animals. So, we need to change our thinking. Our strategies and tactics. We’re not talking reinventing the wheel here, just taking a new and different look at how we operate on these new and ever changing fire scenes.

That’s where Chris and I agree 100%. What I would add is that because of all the above, we now need to be more agressive than ever. SMART AND SAFELY AGRESSIVE. The tactical decision etc now MUST be made correctly and QUICKLY. We need to establish an action plan and put it into place as quickly as possible to stop these fires before they reach the point where we can do no good (or they kill firemen). The difference in today’s fires and one from 20 years ago is that today, we reach that point a lot quicker than before.

Make the right decisions (using the new tools now available) and put the plan into action as quickly as possible. Don’t give light weight construction, foam filled furniture etc the chance to grow and reach the fatal point for firefighters. It was also mentioned “what are we saving?” I know and understand “risk little to save a little, risk a lot to save a lot / life” but I would ask who puts the value on what we are saving. (This is me playing the Devil’s advocate” here). I have things (material things I know) that I place a high value on. Things handed down to me from my father. Memories of my children’s school years. Pictures of this or that. Things that could and can never be replaced. Are they worth a fireman’s life??? NO. But, I pay for fire service (through taxes.. not a pay for spray type of deal) and I expect a certain level of service in return. “To save lives and property”. Just because everyone is out of the house doesn’t mean your (our) job is done. Sometimes, the little bit of clothing etc we save is all that family has left… ALL. Think about public perception. How many videos are out here now with comintation from “john Q Public” saying the firemen are “doing nothing”? Our reply?? It’s dangerous. Material items are not worht the risk. Hummm. I wonder what they’ll think the next time we are asking for money for man power, equipment or God forbid a raise.  Train… educate yourselves, make smart, safe and quick decisions and get in there and do your job.

I could (and maybe should) go on for hours on this topic to better explain my position but I think (or hope) you get my point. I’m not talking about being ”reckless” here. There’s a huge difference between aggressive and reckless but sometimes, that line is not so obvious. I’m advocating cautiously / educated aggressiveness.

Anyway, here’s a shot of my multi-puter setup for the show last night…

Notice all the “post-it” notes?? I think someone may be “fretting” just a little bit. To be honest, I’m a little shocked. Most people that have worked, with, for or around  know that I can tolerate a lot of things but “fretting” is NOT one of em. LOL. You see, the on coming Captain this morning (Lynn Flora) likes to use these “post-its” to pass along information to the opposite Captain. He leaves a note in case he forgets to pass something along by mouth. It kinda “tickles” me.. so I  errrrrr… someone made about 100 of em, detailing every little event of the day; and left (posted them) for Captain Flora this morning. LMAO! Don’t worry Capt. I’ll launch an investigation and we’ll find the little prankster!

Ok, rest time is up. The Buckaroo and I have to feed a few cows and haul a load or two of hay today. I hope you folks have an enjoyable day as well (or a safe one  for those pulling a tour). I have a few topics in mind for up coming post. Some local in nature and others not so much. For you local readers, I need to mention and say a few things about a past member, Captain Marci Stone; getting the Chief’s job out in Bedford County. We also have a retirement coming up next week. Keith “Meat” Blankinship will be leaving next cycle November 12th.

Speaking of retirement.. we will be putting on a “RETIREE’S BREAKFAST” this coming Tuesday November 9th. We will begin serving at 9am but I will start the cooking around 5am.  I NEED YOUR HELP. I need assistant cooks, dish washers, waiters, servers etc. If you’ve never been to one… you need to be there! Especially our younger members. It’s awe inspiring to sit and listen and watch our retirees tell the stories of their day. If you have ever wondered why we do something “this way or that” or why we call “this” by that name etc…. these are the men who know. They built the Department we work in. Check out Rhett’s coverage of past events here but more importantly, make plans to attend / help. Contact me in the comment section here, via e-mail or cell to sign up. Thanks in advance.

Thanks again for following. If you havent already, don’t forget to friend request me on “picture book”  (Willie Wines Jr.) so you can keep up with all the latest postings etc. Until the next one, stay safe and in house!

Captain Wines

FireCritic fighting mad ….

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I’m guilty!   Guilty again. I guess I just have too much spare time on my hands and always end up picking on my “little buddy” Rhett from over on FireCritic. The sad thing is that 1.) he’s easy and 2.) I always have help.  Yea… it’s easy to get Dave Statter in on the fun when Rhett is involved. I posted a ”Face in Hole” pic of Rhett in his “King of Blogs” Halloween costume and Dave jumped right on the band wagon. Apparently, Rhett is busy with his new job at Disney as one of the seven dwarfs ( Dave is not sure which position Rhett has filled) and hasn’t bothered to reply. Well … either he’s too busy or he’s pouting. I guess I really shouldn’t pick on the little fella but hey…. we’re firemen…. it’s what we do! LOL… here’s how the conversation would go… check out this video…

LMAO… Sorry Rhett but that’s what you get for going to Disney and leaving me here… I bet she even took that “pink dress”.
So, moving on and, to not beat a dead horse; I am back on duty today and it’s been a pretty good tour so far. We started out with what sounded to be a job at a near by 3 story apartment complex but arrived to find that it was only a “good intent” call (thank goodness). We spent the rest of the morning with our brothers from the Southside( Ladder 1) over at the training center. We attended a “Ladder Ops” class that was very worth while. I have mentioned before that here in our Department we are often faced with multiple and crossed tasks (Engines doing truck work… Truckies doing Engine work etc). That said, it is important that we stay proficient at the skills of each assignment.

This morning, we got to throw a few ladders. We made a few rescues using various techniques. We operated from the ariel and then practiced the “ladder bail”.  Here are a few shots from my cell phone ( I left my good camera at the station)…

And I’ll even throw in one of our fearless leader for the morning’s session… Chief Manual

Nothing much else post worthy. We serviced a few hydrants and hit a few station duties. Hopefully the night will be quiet because the Buckaroo I have a long hard day planned for tomorrow. I’m back in here on Thursday.. until then, stay safe.. and in house.

Captain Wines

Elections and Network member MIA.

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Just a quick Monday night update. First off, tomorrow is mid term elections. I hope you’ve all done your homework. Back during the  Obion County / South Fulton FD fiasco many folks were unhappy and didn’t understand how or why the decision / policy makers there could allow situations such as this exist. It was said by several people to not blame the firefighters, home owner or media, rather blame the County Administration. It was also mentioned (by me as well) that this is why the IAFF and like organizations push political action / involvement. Here’s my quote …. 

“This is why the IAFF and other orginizations push Political action. This is what happens when we vote gun rights and abortion vs. firefighter issues.”

My point there was that just maybe, the folks down there voted for this candidate or the other for their stance on issues not related to Public Safety. As a Professional Firefighter, firefighter issues are first on my list. I have been fortunate enough to travel with my IAFF Local (L1132) to Washington DC for the Legislative Conference. There, we “lobby” our elected officials to make sure they understand our stance on this bill or the next. We sit down and explain WHY we feel the way we do and HOW it will affect firefighters, our families and the people we protect. We go in knowing how that legislator voted on every “firefighter issue” since he / she has been in office. We go in EDUCATED. Personally, I worry more about protecting my pension than I do about how long I have to wait to buy another gun. I guess what I want to say here is 2 basic things… 1.)  VOTE tomorrow 2.) Be educated about your choice .

Ok, moving on. I hope everyone had a safe and Happy Halloween. The Buckaroo seemed to have had a blast! He got to the farm around 9am this morning and he was already (or still) “jacked up” on chocolate. I was a little disappointed in that I only received a single pic of a reader and / or their little one in costume.

In the case of the pic (and I’m sure Statter will agree) this is both a reader and “little” one. Yea, I have a shot of Rhett (FireCritic) in costume. Now, I had always thought he done a good job at this blogging / web site kind of stuff. As a matter of fact, I would have ranked him in the Top 5. You have to figure that when you talk about the top of the class in a group such as this …. the competition is tough! I mean we have the likes of Statter, Geezer, Mike Ward, Joe Schmoe, Chief Reason, John Mitchel and the list goes on and on.

Now I know it was Halloween and all and again I’ll say I rank Rhett in the elite, but  BLOG KING ???????? I’m not convinced.

LMAO…. whatda think Statter?? Looks just like him huh? Well, apparently the “King” is taking a little break from posting duties because FireCritic has been stagnant. I’m hearing rumors that he may be out of town. Something about Disney Land. Hummmm. maybe he’s applying for a job as one of those dwarfs or something? Maybe they’ll mistake him for one and not let him off the property? You think I should haul butt to Florida and start the search? I bet it’s warmer there than it is here. Maybe…just MAYBE the little fella is just worn out from walking around all those neighborhoods in his little King of Blogs trick-or-treat costume? He’s probably home in bed .. dead tired or strung out on Cracker Jacks and Candy Corn.

I sure hope my little buddy is ok and having fun where ever he is. I’m back on duty tomorrow… until then stay safe and in house.

Captain Wines